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Last author: ;;Melodrama Junkie
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Anti-Chav!!

Banners for cool people who join...^_^

Frankly..I've had enough of seeing chavs hanging about within 20 metres of English soil...So...Go away!!!

Now people...You might be under the impression that surely Chavs would have, at least, half a brain to stand up and say "I look like an idiot with my socks tucked into my trousers" But they don't...This in itself shows their utter stupidity and, by the sheer amount of them, their lack of independence and imagination.

I have known many chavs..Some of whom have been slightly nice when alone for 10 minutes before becoming utterly annoying and/or trying to show off if others arrive. This again shows a need for them to think that they are cool by trying to show off to others. Provingthe non-existance/lack of Independence...

And, so, I propose this...We kick them in the head and throw them into a river. Or we ship them all to Iraq. That will end the war ^^ They'll be too busy sorting out vermin problems after all.

You know...I think we have all been waiting around for chavs to be killed by their spreading STD's but I suppose that we will have to stand up against chavism now...As the birth rate is too damn fast for the poor STD's to do their work!!!

Now before I get at least one non-chav telling me not all chavs are too bad, You Are Right. Some of them are okay....But, to be honest, it's a minuscule amount...

Not all of us hate all chavs...Just the ones who deserve it..And sometimes the ones in league with the former. It can't be helped.

This explanation isn't QUITE true..But has some good points :P The written one is better..xD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70TG4oRBPPc (Thanks Angelface!<3)

Ok..you may be asking now..."How do I tell what a chav is!?" if you are lucky enough not to know....Well..Here is the answer to your prayers...How do we recognise a chav!?! written by [shinobi14] and [phoenixborn]
((I had permission to use this so don't like steal it without asking one of the two...))

So...Any takers?
Maker - ME! [;;Melodrama Junkie]
1.[|St|ephie _x] Muhaha, im the inspriation XD. Go steph. Up with Steph and Alex, down with Chavs!
2. [shinobi14] *raises pitchfork* ANTI-CHAVS UNITED!!!(<- He helped so he's uber special also...)
3. [Lonely Shadow]
4. [Pinup_Princess] "I Hate them with a vengance"
5. [Fake smiles and Bittersweet kisses] they all must DIE!!!!
6. [Kickass Kayleigh]
7. [One More Worthless Fallen Angel] *growls* Fucking kill them all
8. [kyraawr] so..this isnt the bathroom?
9. [--Moana Marie--] Chavs are the worst thing ever made.
10. [Papa Don't Preach] Chavs? Neds? cool? haha no "PFFT"
11.[The Incredible Bulk]..do i need a reason?..
12.[Voxx] We need to make an island for these mutants. The Us is full of these mutants.
13. [Supernova.] What exactally is their purpose in life? :O Do they even have one?
14. [*Suicidal Cupcake*] There mean to me on the streets T_T
So I throw candy at them.
15.[Invalid User] why wont you just DIEEE? eh?
16. [UV-Reactive*] Damned chavs, they're whats wrong with the world. I'll kill myself if a chav ever runs a country.
17. [Punxh Up!] "Damn inbred fools, chavs are why abortions were thought of."
18. [X-TheDarkened-X] "Remember; do NOT under any circumstances run a chav over on a push-bike. It may be yours."

If you wish to join..Send me a message and i'll send you the password ^_^ Also if you have anything you would like to add to the page..Just ask me and if it's good it can most likely go up on here ^^

2007-06-12 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: Done! ^^

2007-09-03 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: I ought to re-do this place >_>

2007-09-04 [Urxximperfection]: I feel a lot of hate...so how does that make you feel?

And I must ask...what is it being hated? These chavs, or whatever? They are what exactly?

2007-09-04 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: It isn't all hate. If you look in my profile it say hate, dislike, or are generally against.

2007-09-04 [Lonely Shadow]: why is a 15 year old trying to be a psycho analyst?

2007-09-04 [Elf_Person]: I shall join

2007-09-04 [shinobi14]: RoFl!!

Josh, that made me laugh so hard!!! =D I wish you could have seen it. XD

Now, this is generally aimed at [Urxximperfection]:

I, being a hippy, dont hate much at all. I love to love. But you dont understand... these... people... They shouldn't have the same human rights as us.

What kind of person would stab a six year old on his bike, trying to go home? What kind of person would kill a pensioner with a brick to the head, simply for withdrawing his pension from a cash machine?

... and finally... what kind of person would kill a boy, and then then torture one of my friends in an abandoned house? My friend is in hospital now. T___T And i miss him alot. **Miss you Will**

They aren't all bad, some of them are okay... but there are just too much of a majority of the bad ones.

Please read How do we recognise a chav!?! to find a humerous wiki written by me and a good friend of mine... who I am also missing alot.

2007-09-04 [Elf_Person]: i already read it and im sorry about your friend

2007-09-04 [shinobi14]: Thanks. :)

2007-09-04 [Elf_Person]: np, im sorry to say but 90% of them need to drop dead, im usaly not one to hate unless you mess with me or a friend or my family but i hate chavs

2007-09-04 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: I don't even know what's going on with will >_> Nobody tells me..

2007-09-04 [Lonely Shadow]: actually from what I've caught Will finally went through with the operation but I haven't heard anything since yesterday -throws a fit- cause no one is on at 10 in the fluckering morning even when they're 5 hours ahead >.<

I'm sorry I couldn't see it babes XP

2007-09-04 [shinobi14]: *cries* I tried to message Lana... but she doesn't reply. >.< She hasn't been on in ages. >.<

2007-09-04 [Lonely Shadow]: she was staying at the hospital last I heard

2007-09-04 [shinobi14]: *nods* Thats good...

2007-09-04 [Lonely Shadow]: just wish I knew how the heck he was doing >.>

2007-09-04 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: I didn't even know he was in the hospital til I asked alice. And apparently he was gonna cause of you Josh ><

2007-09-04 [Papa Don't Preach]: can i join???

2007-09-04 [Urxximperfection]: I wasn't being a psyco analist, I was joking, sorry that intellect was above you and did you just add ageism into this? 'Cause age is nothing but a number. I may only be on the brink of 16 but I know more then most my age.

Anyways...

I was just asking. I wasn't sure and wanted to know what was being disliked before I joined or anything. But, yeah the majority sound like total scumbags. Sorry to hear about Will.

2007-09-04 [Lonely Shadow]: umm yea we'll keep as to why because of me a secret until I have confirmation that it's alright from Will... and I was just askin' why it sounded like you were trying to psycho analyze is all..... Lex, message me and I'll explain it all to ya if Alice didn't..

2007-09-04 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: Meh I might already know. Anyways stop arguing. It's annoying. And I really don't feel in the mood for it thanks..

2007-09-04 [Urxximperfection]: Sorry Lex. Love yew.

2007-09-04 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: It's ok..You wanting to join then?

2007-09-04 [Lonely Shadow]: -hugs lex- I ish sorry

2007-09-05 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: It's okay

2007-09-05 [The Incredible Bulk]: nathan wilson..>_<"..very well known..very well hated,beaten up a thew times by him and his family..>_<

2007-09-05 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: I'll come kick their asses for you ^^ *hugs*

2007-09-05 [The Incredible Bulk]: *hugs back*...i think he is a dad..i really actually feel emensly sorry for child if he is

2007-09-05 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: Well...My cousin is our age and she onl knows of about 5 people who are virgins in her year. >< nuff said.

2007-09-05 [The Incredible Bulk]: cahvs are over populating hebden bri\dge,used to be such a nice place

2007-09-05 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: Yeeeah. So did churwell..>< Anywho i'ma go watch a lil tv *Hugs* Byebye dearest. ^_^

2007-09-05 [The Incredible Bulk]: byee...whats on t.v?

2007-09-05 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: No idea xD

2007-09-05 [The Incredible Bulk]: ..fine leave me..*Pouts*

2007-09-05 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: I'm backkkk :)

2007-09-05 [The Incredible Bulk]: yaay.*sits on you*

2007-09-05 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: xD *hugs* Hello to you too

2007-09-05 [The Incredible Bulk]: hello ^___^"

2007-09-05 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: Guess what ^^

2007-09-05 [The Incredible Bulk]: what?!?!?!..

2007-09-05 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: You are gorgeous Heehee

2007-09-05 [The Incredible Bulk]: AM NOT!!!!!

2007-09-05 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: Are ^^

2007-09-05 [Lonely Shadow]: you are so and if you don't agree alice, I'll plant bag images in your head again

2007-09-06 [Voxx]: :looks around at whats going on: OoooOook.

2007-09-06 [The Incredible Bulk]: i am NOT!!..*hides*..and you all know it

2007-09-06 [shinobi14]: ... are. >.<

2007-09-06 [The Incredible Bulk]: NOT!!..even if i have to argue with everyone on this wiki i refuse to belive it

2007-09-06 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: You are. ^_^ 3 against 1 and you never think anything good dear so there. ^_^

2007-09-06 [The Incredible Bulk]: i think good about others,just..not me ^^

2007-09-06 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: xD That's what I meant..

2007-09-06 [The Incredible Bulk]: your still prettier,and i'm NOT pretty!

2007-09-06 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: Not true.

2007-09-06 [The Incredible Bulk]: IS!

2007-09-06 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: not. Be nice >_> I'm in paiiin

2007-09-06 [The Incredible Bulk]: ..so am i!!..PMS>>>_<

2007-09-06 [Lonely Shadow]: alice your pretty either deal with or else ^_^

2007-09-06 [The Incredible Bulk]: whats the or else?

2007-09-06 [Lonely Shadow]: remember the lovely images you had yesterday, more of those just worse

2007-09-06 [The Incredible Bulk]: NO!!..BAD JOSH!

2007-09-06 [Lonely Shadow]: then do you agree to being pretty and a cutie or do you deny?

2007-09-06 [The Incredible Bulk]: i DENY!!!

2007-09-06 [Lonely Shadow]: thats it your in trouble

2007-09-06 [The Incredible Bulk]: ...meh it's what i think..*Pouts*,back at 7

2007-09-06 [Lonely Shadow]: no pouting and I"m going to have to plant bad images again

2007-09-06 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: I think alice is pretty. ^_^ So Yay me. xD

2007-09-06 [Lonely Shadow]: so do i

2007-09-06 [Urxximperfection]: Alice is incredibly pretty. =)

2007-09-06 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: ^_^ Alice loses. xD

2007-09-06 [The Incredible Bulk]: ALICE IS NOT!

2007-09-06 [Jaaames;]: Ahem. Guess who wants in ^_^

2007-09-06 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: XD Oh yeah? :P And YEH YOU ARE ALICE

2007-09-06 [The Incredible Bulk]: I AM NOT!!!....

2007-09-06 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: Are.

2007-09-06 [Urxximperfection]: -cough-totallyare-cough-

2007-09-06 [The Incredible Bulk]: NOT...

2007-09-06 [Urxximperfection]: are. I win by default, 'cause I'm de birthday boy.

2007-09-06 [The Incredible Bulk]: doesn''t work becuase alice won't belive it..*shakes head*

2007-09-06 [Urxximperfection]: .....meanie butt. XP

2007-09-06 [The Incredible Bulk]: would it be better than alice lying though?

2007-09-06 [Urxximperfection]: No. It'd be better if Alice stopped being pessimistic and stubborn.

2007-09-06 [The Incredible Bulk]: it's in my nature..sorry..>_<",i ahve to go toodles

2007-09-06 [Lonely Shadow]: lol your nature blows a bit

2007-09-07 [Urxximperfection]: lol

2007-09-07 [The Incredible Bulk]: ...nerrr...X(

2007-09-07 [Lonely Shadow]: nerny nerny nerny nerrrr

2007-09-07 [The Incredible Bulk]: ..meany

2007-09-07 [Lonely Shadow]: yup

2007-09-15 [Supernova.]: Oreo's lucky numbah 13 X3

2007-09-26 [One More Worthless Fallen Angel]: _< I wanna kill chavs.. I like chav hunting

2007-09-26 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: chav hunting with my hockey stickkkk

waheyyyyy 2k7 dikedddds ;P

2007-09-26 [shinobi14]: Woooo!!! *dances in circles*

2007-09-26 [Lonely Shadow]: -spins around randomly with a stick-

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